[thinly]

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

[ziusik]

PINE. APPLE.

[shiningartifact]

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

[theblackcatstirs]

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does