- me, on a date: so do u like memes?
- my date: oh hell yeah
- me, shoving breadsticks into my pocket: I have to g-
- my date, shoving breadsticks into their pocket: I have to-
- me:
- my date:
- me, slowly putting breadsticks back on table: tell me about urself
my mom said “going back to an old relationship is like rewatching a movie and expecting a different ending to happen” and that hit me hard
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