- doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
- patient: wh- what's updog
- doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
my mom said “going back to an old relationship is like rewatching a movie and expecting a different ending to happen” and that hit me hard
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